*~*~I Dont Know Y I Bother, Its Life, It Screws Me Over Every Day~*~*

(B)it doesnt matta if u win or loose, its how drunk u get(B)

GraB A knife take your life, So pay the toll and achieve your goal, to be free is all i want to be !

(&)she THINKS she had style...She THINKS she has class....BUT what i know is....She dont have 1 inch of an ass(&)

WANNA PLAY ARMY? LAY ON THE GROUND AND LET ME BLOW THE HELL OUTTA YA!

If i was a dog(&),and u were a flower(F), I'd live my leg high, And give you  a shower!!

Was ur daddy  a baker coz u got a nice set of buns!!

 Hey, baby...if you were a new hamburger at McDonalds, i would name you the McVery Sexy.

show them a screw and say wanna screw and if they say yes say lets go! if they say no say well why not, it'll just be 2 boards rubbin' together!

is your dad a hunter cuz u have nice racks!

The cutest kittens have the sharpest claws

I've lost my phone number.Can I have yours?

I've lost my teddy bear.Could you sleep with me tonight?

If it weren't for you,I wouldn't come to school.

If i was a dog, and you were a flower, i'd live my leg high and give you  a shower!!

Your so ugly that before your mum goes to kiss you good night she puts a paperbag over your head!!

Hey baby, how 'bout u come sit on my lap and we'll talk 'bout the first thing that pops up! :)

nice perfume.....y marinate in it?

Your so fat you ate Jenny and Craig!

I love what you've done with your hair. How did you get it to come out of one nostril like that?

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits, as I will not take advantage of the handicapped.

You know, I do understand you.. I have a nack with dogs like you!!

If being ugly is a crime, u wood get a life sentence!!

Diamonds are nice, and so are pearls, but nothing compares to good looking girls

Love is like falling down... in the end you're left hurt, scarred, and with a memory of it forever<3